Type: Sparkling White
Approx Cost: $10
Wow. Pale. Is that wine or sparkling water? Oh man they’ve ripped me off! Wait. No, it’s wine. Fine bead. Low on fizz. Presumably so you can slam it down fast. Lacks depth but the taste is good. Fruity and creamy. So very cheap. Good for the price. It’s sort of like a hot girl in a school uniform on the train. She isn’t as good as a proper woman and you sort of know that doing anything with her is wrong. But, still, you can do a lot worse and you know that since you’re an older guy with money then she will easily fall to your advances. Finish is lacking.